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Off Topic The Thread Of Eternal Mackem Madness And Enduring Envy

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 6, 2025.

  1. Magdad

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    In their defence, this will have come a few years before they expected. Bit like us with CL. They’ll come up, bag the money, bag the parachute payments, strengthen themselves and come again. It’s easy to assume they’ll be the ****e ones that come up, but if your a neutral player with the choice of Burnley or Sunderland - your probably picking the Mackems.
     
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  2. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Only because you know your getting 6 points and a healthy improvement to your goal difference <laugh>

    Looking forward to seeing Burnley under Scotty Parker - think they are the most likely to stay up personally because they can defend. If you can keep 38 clean sheets you get a minimum 38 points in a season and the last time someone was relegated with 38 points was back 2010/11. No good scoring 2 a game if your conceding 3.
     
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  3. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    Aye, where's their famous Mackem passion for their BELOVED CLUB <whistle>

    The rats start leaving at about 6-30 mark :grin:





    and then a nice big boooooooo at the Till The End <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  4. Magdad

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    Give owa man, Burnley’s defence won’t be able to cope with the hojlunds, Richarlison’s, and Darwin’s of the pl let alone the Isaks, Haaland and Salah
     
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  5. G4rdToonArmy

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    16 goals conceded with 30 clean sheets in 46, conceded (no more than 1 conceded a game) and lost 2 games all season would suggest they are already defensively solid. If they can loan/buy a few smart additions to sure up the defence and keep hold of Trafford they'll have a decent chance of staying up if they continue anything close to that form. Even scarier - if they can poach a decent CF who'll get them goals at this level they'll be a good little outfit.
     
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  6. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Leeds and the Mackems will struggle next season. Burnley - solid defence. Parker also has experience of managing in the PL and doing an okay job.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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  8. Charlie Dogscock

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    Mackems will struggle in the Championship, they ain't getting past Sheff Utd. They were rubbish against Coventry and Sheff Utd are miles better.

    We'd obviously crush them if they went up, but they'd be a complete waste of space like Soton this year and Sheff Utd last year.
     
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    If they don't go up they will be back to midtable next season.

    Overachieved massively this season.
     
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  10. Mowgli311080

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    oh dear, oh dear upload_2025-5-19_13-46-40.png
     
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  11. Magdad

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    Bless them man, they’ve even done it in Black and brown meaning it looks like a gravy stain <laugh>
     
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  12. Dr Venkman

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    This is unbelievable desperation to celebrate something.
     
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  13. cronemeister

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    It's been a while since they were last at Wembley so a bath in the Traffy fountain is long overdue for them, when they say they're not just going to make the numbers up they're going there to clean up I now know what they actually mean !!

    Hope to see some more of this come Sat night

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  14. Mowgli311080

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    I'm tempted to pay money to watch a sunderland match, just to see the tears at full-time.
     
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    It's going to be fun trampling over the makems bones later on.
     
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    Utter ****ing tramps, hope they get absolutely ****ing battered today!

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  18. cronemeister

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    This lads ****ing nailed it like! PMSL

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    Howay the blades.
     
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