Match Day Thread Matty Fernandes Testimonial vs Kevin De Bruyne Farewell Tour, Saturday 10th May, KO 15:00

Having just watched City warm up you'll be going to need to rethink that. Their shooting practice was extremely accurate. I've got a feeling they'll rip us up here

 

They'll declare though and won't go for a silly score with the cup final coming up.

Let's ****ing hope so anyway.

 

Think we're 12 goals ahead of Derby GD wise? Less than 5 be a good result in that sense and less than 4 be a great one.

 

On the bright side I have learned 3 more card tricks this morning giving me a 14 trick repertoire, and on the verge of making it 15.
Controlling the controllable, as a great man once said.

 

Rico Lewis has soooooo much space out on the right.

 

Beautiful football. But my god are they are boring to watch , not sure I could do that week in week out. It's painful.

 

This is ****ing dreadful. We'd get a penalty and pass it back

Can't wait to see the back of the ****s

 

Good atmosphere though.

Only being saved because Man City’s final ball is ****.

 

Not sure why we are all wasting our time with this. We all know how it goes

 

I hope it stays this boring

 

They don’t cross the ball, which is odd seeing as they have a centaur playing up front for them.

 

Rather like the parachutist whose canopy fails to open, as the ground is approaching - It's OK so far...

 

We get the ball. Chance to play it forward. Not us let pass back the the keeper who goes long and gives the ball right back to city

 

just’qu’ici, tout va bien, for fans of French movie La Haine

it doesn’t end well btw

 

The Southampton Way!

 

Not saying Lesley didn’t foul him but the ref is looking to give them more than their fair share when it comes to innocuous contact

 

Les only has to breathe near the Ginger Belgian and he gives a away a free kick.

 

We aren’t losing yet, but this is solidly entering the top 10 dullest games of football I have ever seen.

 

Who had money on it being 0-0 at HT?