i usually bitch about the **** pulling up outside and honking the horn but i'm rough as **** and need some greese to kick start my heart
Usually the horn does my head in, mainly because we have 3 of the ****s turn up every day & I bring my own stuff to work. 10.30, 11 & 12 are the usual times - the one at 12 being the best. Friday I was starving & waited for the one at 12 to turn up & the **** didn;t Then I had a blazing row at the shop so ended up with **** all. Starving again & didn;t do any shopping for work..now the 10.30 prick hasn;t turned up
where the **** is it? i've got a salad for lunch. A ****ING SALAD! wtf was i thinking! dont really know when it turns up, only used it once (again hungover) and now wished i'd paid more attention in the past
I'd offer to go outside and wait on it for ye, but that ****in pink limo might go past again In fact I need a ****e after this mornings breakfast...Roll n scrambled egg and a roll square sausage and totty scone...yum yum
Nice Pukka Pie sausage roll dealt with Had to do a tea round to eat it mind, because of the no hot food policy the landlords have tried to implement.
why is it fatyy greasy food is so appealing when ur hungover and healthy **** disny get a look in? a actually ate the broccoli wae ma sunday roast last nite. ma maw musta thot a dun it for mothers day.
the van has ****ed me. i've asked around. i've checked a reliable source (thigh swishing chubbster). it should've been here. its not been here. i ate the salad. it was like ashes in my mouth. when i inevitably go on a mad hooker killing spree i'm citing this as the beginning
