I'm not using Amazon anymore! I ordered grain for my chickens. But after I got it, they sent an email asking for my feedback.....
A Polar Bear goes to see his doctor. He is wearing high heels, bra, thong, dress, make up etc. He says to the doctor "I don't know what's wrong with me, I cant stop dressing like this" Doctor looks at him and says "Ahhh, I can see the problem, you're Bi-Polar"...........
A Cadburys lorry and a Lego lorry have crashed on the M25 motorway this morning. Police say the road is choc a block.
Two Scousers are riding a bicycle on a road about 15 miles outside of Manchester. One of the bike's tyres goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a ride. He tells them they can ride in the trailer if they could fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is hauling. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. Wanting to make up time the trucker speeds up. Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies, "Scouse eggs." The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so she takes a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and shocked, quickly shuts it and locks it. She calls for immediate backup & a SWAT team. The operator asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers. "I stopped a Tractor-Trailer with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already stolen a bicycle!"
