Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

This popped up on my youtube.
Two masters of their craft, together.
Brilliant.

 

A woman walks into a pet store and sees a handsome bright red parrot. She asks the cashier how much the parrot is. The cashier says, “I’ll sell it, but I should warn you, it was donated by a brothel, so it might have picked up some colorful language.”

The woman says, “Oh, that’s okay.” She buys the parrot and takes it home.

When she takes the towel off its cage, the parrot looks at her and says, “Awk. New madam. Hello madam.”

A few hours later, the woman’s two teenage daughters come home from school. The parrot looks at them and says, “Awk. New girls. Hello girls.”

A couple hours after that, the woman’s husband Phil comes home from work. The parrot looks at him and says, “Awk. Hi Phil.”

 

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Pope Donald I is elected using the smoke from his foundation make-up...

 

Truth!!!

 

Slightly unexpected result…

 

With the amber smoke, I thought you were going to say verdict delivered on Ruben

 

Modern life, unless you're a constituent of Dame Andrea or Luke.


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Happy 99th Birthday to a Legend.

 

There's a new pope Robert Prevost an American, rather than Pope Bob he's decided to call himself Leo XIV
No idea why.

 

Wait for Trump the clown to claim credit for the new Pope.

 

Wow, well done that man.

 

Wonder which factory in Hull it will be if it all kicks off?

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2052992/russias-ww3-threat-putin-britain-cities-nukes