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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by joe harts dance instructor, Dec 9, 2011.

  1. joe harts dance instructor

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    Misses wants me to get the snip, does it hurt?
     
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  2. jolls

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    Nasty business imo,why doesn't she just take the pill
     
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  3. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    You're making a very big mistake FACT.
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I wouldn't know, but it is called the "snip", so I think that gives you a wee clue!
     
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  5. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Tell her to **** off, simple really
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Much less damage if she sorts herself out with that **** they sew under your arm or the injections or what ever.

    Getting snipped at 20? crazy talk.
     
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  7. MrT

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    Do her up the poop shoot!
     
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  8. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Sew her ****ing fanny up & tell her suck you off all the time
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I know a guy that got it - had sore baws for about 6 weeks.


    About a year later, his fourth son was born <snipfail>
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <ok>

    You know it makes sense.
     
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  11. jolls

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    or slag for a misses
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    This may be true <blackbaby>
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Does nobody else think that he may be mistakenly referring to circumcision as the 'snip'?
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I thought this at first but then i remembered how intellectual this forum is <applause>
     
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  15. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Just tell him pump hard & long enough & it will circumsize itself
     
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  16. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Don't do it you fool.
     
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  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Minimum age is 30 for the snip
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Well I was 28 when I had it. I reckon he means circumcision anyway. What kind of idiot would have a vasectomy at 20?
     
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  19. irishgreen

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    An idiotic 20 year old?
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    By Jove you've got it!
     
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