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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    @CelticFC Increase stadium capacity now
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    1. Close the borders to all but students, skilled workers and catalogue wives
    2. Mass deportations
    3. Free cookery lessons for fat lazy ****s
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    If you're too lazy to waddle up the Mackers then you don't deserve to continue polluting the gene pool.

    McDonald's is passable when its hot but soggy & disgusting if delivered
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    They still make Dunhill?

    Was a Silk Cut man myself. And Old Holborn, obvs. And dog ends, occasionally.
     
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  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Remember - you will own NOTHING and you WILL be happy (or else)

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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Consulate or St Moritz if I was flush.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Just because Larry's a Jew you think he's an evil money grabbing psychopath
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

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    Camel for years then B&H low fat.
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I have 200 Sobranie Cocktails in my shed if anyone’s interested?
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

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    Got any old copies of Men Only or similar?
     
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  11. Pud

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    Kensatis Club , then Regal, then B&H and then I quit!

    Had the occasional Marlboro pack or lucky strike when I was being a hipster ****er .
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

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    Donald Dick ensures a Conservative debacle in the Canadian election ... everything he touches <laugh>
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

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    They voted for their own slow suicide to spite Donald. I’d already crossed Canada off the list of safe countries for potential emigration.
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    There was Pierre Pollyfiller thinking that all he had to do was say Trudeu was a total bell end and the election would be his. Then along comes The Don who says he is going to annex Canada and they freak out and elect a bloke who has spent more time abroad fiddling other people's books than in his own yard.

    At least now that the Liberals have hung onto power all those purple haired misfits in the States can pop over the border where they will be welcomed like children to a Drag Queen reading of Little Johnny Loves Cock
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    Think the Falklands would be best for you - all the sheep still speak English and it was well worth the loss of all those British troop back in the day to ensure they didn't start speaking Spanish... <whistle>
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Poor stopmeandslapme used to be a left of centre Guardian reader , then he moved near Leicester & has transformed into a quintessential Sir Rodney Starmer dangerous Far Right thug .

    Demographics are destiny, I had my eyes opened to the dangers of open borders after living in Newham the most diverse borough in the UK .
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

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    Silk Cut for ****s sake!! ***s for a ***.

    Woodbine or Players No.6 only.

    A real man's smoke, not that ****terish Silk Cut namby, pamby big girls blouse smoke.

    Jesus ****ing wept <doh>
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    I stated the very same thing only yesterday.
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

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    I am somewhat socialist hence wanting things like trains and water publicly owned. I’m also anti-fascist hence why I have a problem with the creeping islamification of Europe.
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    When i lived in Maryland Newham my house had off street parking but at the time I didn’t drive .

    The Pakistani family that lived next to us decided to buy a second car , a ****ty old BMW of course .
    One day i got back & their second car was parked on my driveway.

    I knocked on the door to enquire as to what happened .

    Some flip flop wearing Bearded aggressive kid answered.

    I politely asked him to move his car as my friend was visiting & he didn't even ask if he could park there .

    The low IQ inbred just kept repeating " And what , and what , and what ".

    He then explained to me that it was permit only on the road & he didn't want to get a ticket .

    I assured him that I don't care about his parking arrangements & perhaps buying a car without a space was foolish.

    He then went on to tell me he was born here & I should **** off back to South Africa .

    Wide eyed & angry flailing his arms about speaking in a faux road man bro dialect with a Paki twang .

    Knowing that rational dialogue was pointless with this primitive sand monkey , I told him that if he parks there again I'm going to get it removed as he was on private property & he would need to pay to get it from the impound yard .

    That weekend i decided to get the BBQ out & invite a bunch of rowdy piss head workmates round with as much pork products they could carry .
     
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