Time to trot out this horrendous old joke again I reckon ... This is what to look out for when they elect the new Pope. A plume of white smoke, above the Vatican means he'll be white ... a plume of black smoke means he's black .... ... and if it's just a little puff it's Elton John
Really always happy To wind up the Gullible * BB the artful dodger https://not606.com/threads/club-sale-agreed.417867/page-4
Seeing one in the garden, my wife said "Did you know that butterflies only live for one day ?". I said "That's a myth" and she replied "No . . . . it's definitely a butterfly" please log in to view this image
Did you know the human brain starts working the moment you're born and stops when your wife asks.. ''Where the f*ck were you last night!
The doctor told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act: The man decided, what the hell, I'll try it. He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home to his wife. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realised his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied. "What?" He heard. "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied. "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop replied. "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
