I recently retired from my full time job as a gynaecologist. But I decided to do a few shifts a week. You know, Just to keep my hand in.
OMG I’m rich and didn’t even know it! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidneys, And an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! Never thought I’d accumulate so much wealth in my old age!......
My wife said: "did you know Butterflies only live for one day?". I said, 'that's a Myth', she replied,"No, it's definitely a butterfly please log in to view this image "...
Girl in the chippy asked if I wanted my cod battered? I said no need, maybe a light slap and an insult should do.....
Paddy says to Mick, "I can't remember the name of that historical Greek film that Brad Pitt was in". "Troy" said Mick. Paddy "I feckin' am, but I still can't remember!"
