Duncan Ferguson Rumours

the fella who spread the rumours on twitter has admitted they were lies and deleted his account. he didnt deny that dunc was the cause of 9/11 though

 

Dinny you act the big man this isny north korea pal

 

full of shishta this general chat see yas muppets

 

Please explain in the best English you can muster what that means.

I can wait.

 

this general chat is full of **** there that clear enough for you

 

Yes.

I do admire your clinical grasp of monosyllable words but your punctuation needs some work.

3/10 You must try harder.

 

its hard to type when ones laptop is balanced on the back of the dog presently engaged in being ****ed by a geordie.

 

is that when you go for a kebab and a shisha?

so what you saying is this forum is full of takeaway and shisha lounge owners?

 

I have a good one

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such rapier wit

 

There should be an IQ test for GC to keep the *****s and the geordies out.

This should do it:-

Describe the usage of the following words and use them in a sentence:

There
They're
Their
Your
You're
This
That
The
And

Note I left the tough ones at the end of the test.

 

or a simple question, have you ever ****ed a canine?

 

Yeah, that would probably work better

 

the word on the srteet is that duncan penetrated garys lifeless arse

 

there he goes again trying to get his sister a date

 

You interested?

 

I would like to apologise for my good friend, as his keyboard isn't working properly, he actually meant to say, "monosyllabic"! Didn't you Gambol?!! Just agree mate and we will get away with it, trust me mate, trust me! Anyway, if big Dunc said he was going to shag you...you can't do anything about it, trust me lads, trust me!

 

no way m8 its my rule never to sleep with any one after kims been there.

 

No,he didn't.Gambol is 100% correct.