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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm sure GBeeBiesNews has plenty of stats for you to keep up with. These 'migrants' you're so upset with are human beings. You lot seem to ignore that fact.
     
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  3. Toby

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  4. Ponders Revisited

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    It's quite simple really: if you have a cock and balls, don't use the ladies'.
     
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    Use a penis to pee - use men’s toilet

    Use a vagina to pee - use women’s toilet


    Does not include penis pumps or inverted cocks

    Pretty ****in simple - Unless you’re ****in simple minded who believes they’re better than everyone else because they’re ’enlightened’
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    Not all people who share similiar views are the same but I’m lumping ye all in together ! It’s the GC way …

    You ****in Nazi !!!!
     
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    Humans, yes, but not really the sort you'd want as neighbours. After all, Somali pearls are not a good look.

    One day in the future, most likely after you've sired some sprogs, you'll realise how much you and your ilk ****ed up. Of course, it'll be too late by then.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    Simple one this ...

    Born with a fanny? ... you're not a manny ... born with a cock? ... if it's small ... you're a Jock ...<whistle>
    Siegfried Sassoon
     
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    Sounds about right

    It’s ****in cold up here ffs ! Shrinkage
     
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  9. DMD

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    Are many of the trans-men entering male boxing competitions or rugby matches?
     
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    Me and the family go to France on hols quite a bit and the French are much more relaxed on certain things - queues for the Ladies in motorway service stations can often lead to women coming into the Gents, which doesn't bother me one bit ... but you don't get blokes going into the Ladies and with 3 daughters, and the missus, I'd be pretty concerned if any did ...

    My girls are 32, 24 and 20 and way more modern thinking than me and their mum - but I suspect they would all be a little uncomfortable at the prospect of a trans woman in a ladies changing room - perhaps less so in the loos - but my missus would be dead against both ... and I think that's the real issue... I'm all for people's rights, but the rights of a minority should never override the rights of the majority...

    I don't have a solution - not sure there is one (that saisfies everyone) ... but possibly re-branding loos to:
    a) Communal - for use by absolutely anyone, and
    b) Women - as now defined
     
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  11. QuarterMoonII

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    Only one changing room needed.

    I think that the ones with penises will probably win every event but they will be the only ones shaving their chins in the mornings.
     
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    People with no understanding of either history or politics always trying to rewrite both...
     
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  13. QuarterMoonII

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    Jesus was probably an Arab. This would make sense as he is allegedly the son of Allah. Clearly you need reversion therapy.

    He could be Batman as that is a completely contrived figure whose actions are mostly fictitious, although they were written down in the 20th Century so it is easily proven unlike those fictitious stories passed on by word of mouth centuries ago.
     
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    But the good news is that Jockshire will stop being the drug death capital of Europe. You just won’t know because English will be a foreign language – most of Govanhill do not speak it anyway. White Jocks are surely not classed as ‘far Right’ because they are not English so it must be their fault for being and voting for the ‘far Left’.
     
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    Try reading this one posted several pages back: Islam and the left

    The Left are Islam’s useful idiots, cancelling the Right until Islam cancels them too.
     
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    Clearly, like almost everyone else, you never read the 88 page ruling by the Supreme Court (neither did I).

    The ruling was that, pursuant to the 2010 Equality Act, a woman is a biological entity of the female sex as defined by science. Cervix, no penis, etc.

    There was no reference to the use of gender pronouns so deviants can still refer to themselves as she/her and be mocked accordingly.

    In a hostelry that I frequent there is an individual with shoulder length hair and an Adam’s Apple that comes in wearing a frock and a padded bra. It gets treated like it is a woman on a barstool but that is how thick they are around here. What we need is a visit from Crocodile Dundee...
     
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    Dave Lawrence still totally deluded and being regurgitated by the totally deluded.

    Stephen Pollard wrote an Opinion piece – lots of them in the Telegraph – and those that actually read it would find that the headline is derived from Mr Pollard’s contention that Labour are now mimicking the Tories with Right wing policies; therefore, Reform are to their left. This does ignore the hard Left Greens and the comedy Lib Dems led by a clown that wants to get into Downing Street by gimmicks lower than Celebrity Big Brother.
     
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  18. QuarterMoonII

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    Not enough bin bags.

    And where are the giant Lego rats?
     
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    Strange that all the reports of those coming ashore keep comparing the numbers to last year and stating that they are higher. It must be Climate Change – the Channel is easier to cross this year but Ed Miliband is working on it.
     
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    Thanks but I had already read it: I posted it.
     
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