Due to Manchester United's unexpected exit from the Champions League there is to be a minutes laughter before all games this weekend.
If it releases some of the pain we have caused everyone over the past 20 years then us. Sorry for being better than you. Sorry
Here's a text I got earlier To the tune of Mambo No5 A little bit of Tevez out the door. A little bit of Vidic on the floor. A little a bit of Nasri on the side. A little bit of Rooney shooting wide. A little bit of Mario having a laugh. A little bit of Nani on his arse...Ladies and Gentleman - Channel Number Five.
Ok, gotta hand it to you - most of the wum efforts have been pretty tedious and unfunny (see OP), but that one is actually very good