Get ready to give the Scummers a spanking!......................

That is so ironic, because I understand that the Pompey players are accomplished in other sports. I can understand why the attendances at Fratton might dwindle after the novelty wears off

 

I dont think we have a clean throne with a door on it. But at least we now have a roof on our urinals and those air freshener things in them to keep the pong down!............

 

I am not sure where this thread is going SB3,
You started it with Spanking Saints and we are now at instruments and toilets
I must say the best bit of funny Banter I have seen for a long time and just before a game that means so much to BOTH sets of fans.
Excellent Stuff SB

 

I think SB3, notwithstanding the pong cover, Her Maj might prefer using the ladies

 

I have been reliably informed by an ex-serviceman friend of mine that her Majesty has the exclusive use of a royal thunderbucket wherever she might travel. I am unable to elaborate any further on this in terms of the hows and wheres of the procedure being 'performed'. Suffice to say, it will give us all peace of mind should Aunty Betty happen to rock up at FP.

 

I do think that SB3 should not attempt to be the only vuvuzela smuggler at Fratton Park. He'll be playing with himself again! And nobody wants to see that!

 

We're in danger of becoming a double act Channon - I set them up and you come in with the punch-line.

Now, where were you thinking of putting your wooden instrument?

 

SB3 and jonnyshuttle would make a fine pair. Perhaps they could keep eachother happy through the railings behind the police box

 

FFD, I think you are thinking of jonnyshuffle

 

No. I was right first time! Jonny much prefers Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters!

 

It sounds like Master Bates is well served by his right-hand man.

I wonder if he can blow his vuvuzela at the same time?

 

He'll be one of many Tommy Tankers under the Milton End roof come the 18th!

 

Certainly believe they will make as much noise as the Tax Dodgers

 

Que esta Jodrell?

I've had time to mull over this game and possible results and my gut feeling at the moment is...

Bad result for Pompey, darn good thrashing, six of the best, trousers down!

Meh!

 

That is never going to happen Rich, we will put you scummers firmly in your place in front of a National TV audience. the live TV factor usually curses you, I wonder if it will happen again today on SS2?

 

Of course we will do that when our regular keeper returns from injury

 

You are never on TV so it never affects you...I wonder why??<becauseyouarecr@p>.

 

Well, if Bart is in goal next week we might as well throw in the towels now. Where is Tommy Forecast when you need him!!