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  1. Stuart Blanc

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    37.5 plus 5 weeks holiday, you can wear what you want i wear shorts everyday. There are people from all over so lifts are pretty easy to sort
     
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    Stuart Blanc, Dec 8, 2011
  2. Heavy Metal Toon

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    You can wear what you want?

    omg!!

    I wish I never heard of this job now, I really want it now but I don't like getting my hopes up <wah>
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Dec 8, 2011
  3. Stuart Blanc

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    yeah no dress code dickie branson likes people to feel comfy at work :)
     
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    Stuart Blanc, Dec 8, 2011
  4. Heavy Metal Toon

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    It really pisses me off in my office based work places, Women have a wide selection of clothes they can wear, men are restricted to dress shirts. I hated wearing them. They itch my back like crazy.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Dec 8, 2011
  5. Stuart Blanc

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    Yeah me to fella, I interviewed for a managers job last month had to wear a suit for 2 days
     
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    Stuart Blanc, Dec 8, 2011
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    Wooooo go Tash!! I am meeting up with a recruitment agent tomorrow to discuss my options lol! I need a new job :(
     
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    QWOP, Dec 8, 2011
  7. Heavy Metal Toon

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    How long you been out of a job?

    I've been out of work for 9 months now :(

    It's really got me down and depressed at times... and especially since my dole money got a cut to it because I have savings... oh yeah.. I'm sensible with my money so I deserve less dole money than a Chav that's not even trying to look for a job and using their cash for booze and pot. <doh>
     
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    I am currently in employment at the moment but investment banking is not what I thought it was going to be (and I am only on a training contract at the moment). I am impressed that you managed to save up so much money and to have only spent so little in 9 months. I would have wasted it all on KFC and video games!
     
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  9. Stuart Blanc

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    QWOP if you would like me to put you forward I will, there are 22 jobs
     
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    Stuart Blanc, Dec 8, 2011
  10. Heavy Metal Toon

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    After looking at my CV, and be brutally honest, what do you think my chances are?
     
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    I live too far away mate. Living in York is a bit of a bummer and not really in a position to relocate. Thank you anyway mate!
     
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    QWOP, Dec 8, 2011
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    Be positive mate. You may surprise yourself!
     
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    QWOP, Dec 8, 2011
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    You will get a phone interview the rest is up to you mate i will coach you if you need anything
     
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    Stuart Blanc, Dec 8, 2011
  14. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Cheers. I tried my best to make my CV look attractive, I'm always coming back to it trying to tart it up a little bit lol.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Dec 8, 2011
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    put a picture of cabaye on it?
     
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    in carr we trust, Dec 8, 2011
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    The opening with get you a telephone interview, then is about selling yourself
     
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    Stuart Blanc, Dec 8, 2011
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    this
     
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    Stuart Blanc, Dec 8, 2011
  18. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Nah, I've made it more along the lines of...

    Give me the job or...

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    Heavy Metal Toon, Dec 8, 2011
  19. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Colnel Cabaye is looking at my CV now :) Waiting for his verdict lol

    Obviously if anyone wants to look at it it will be a version without my personal info on it ;)
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Dec 8, 2011
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    Congratulations Mr Tash. You have been offered a permanent role with ourselves <laugh>
     
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    QWOP, Dec 8, 2011
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