Crash & Ban Arfa...

Just heard that my colleagues in our Jesmond branch yesterday were alerted after two cars collided on Osborne Road. A brand new Mercedes AMG had collided with another car after turning into the wrong lane.

The angry young driver, obviously unaware of his own error, jumped out of the car and went to batter the innocent driver before bystanders intervened and police arrived. One of our colleagues picked up a big silver bumper that had fell off the Merc and handed it back to the owner, a certain Mr Hatem Ben Arfa, who threw it in the back of his car and drove away in a huff.

Would this be classed as dangerous driving? He's been here a year and a half and still drives on the wrong side of the road, the tool.

The bit about the bumper made me laugh though!

 

He'll do what he wants.....

 

For a second I thought you were going to say he was injured and I was on the brink of crying

 

This !!

Still though, the bumper bit certainly made me laugh!

Silly man. As long as he keeps putting in performances like against City though, he can do what he wants!!

 

Ben Arfa Bumper.

 

classic hatem he is almost as barmy as balotelli (almost)

 

If anyone's interested, I saw a spectacular motorbike crash yesterday too. I work on Fowler Street in South Shields and at about 4.30 some chav scumbag was flying up the street at about 30-40mph on a dirtbike with no lights or roadwear on and went straight into a Volvo as it turned into a side street.

The bike was ****ed and the abortion that was riding it went over the car and landed about 10 feet away, one of his shoes flying off in the process. He started bleeding heavily from his nose then this absolute man-mountain got out the car and grabbed hold of him, quite displeased that his Volvo had been caved in while his kid was in the back seat.

The huge bloke looked like he was calling the fuzz when some daft bint stuck her oar in and told him to let go of the kid and as he was explaining what happened the charva ****ing legged it, minus a shoe, a sense of direction and about 2 pints of blood. The beast chased him but to no avail. The coppers turned up and took the bike away, with the front wheel looking like a pringle. The poor ****er in the Volvo will now have to pay for a new door and front wing after the illegal biker slammed into him.

No footballers involved this time though.

 

Well the other driver should have rolled out a red carpet for him and got the **** out the way.

 

And another one gets away

 

this

 

Stupid nosey Bitch should learn to mind their own business, do gooder, wonder if she will put her hand in her pocket to pay for the damage

 

if anyone finds a trainer in south shields near fowler st please return to
secret ingredient
c/o not606

thanks ....also does anyone know a good doctor

 

Was it not psyco?? That numb nut is from
Shields isn't he???

 

He'll drive where he wants, he'll drive where he wants...he's Hatem Ben Arfa, he'll drive where he wants!

 

Yes, my doctor's a right good lad.

He's a 20 stone ex rugby league player with a bit of a short fuse, that said he likes a laugh and a joke. Well he did until some knacker drove a trials bike into the side of his new Volvo giving his kid a helluva fright.

He's known for lightening the mood when filling in the accident details on his patients records with the odd humourous crack about "bad luck" and stuff like that.

Give him a ring I think you'll get on well with him.

 

It's a good job he's not a defender.

 

should be a new song.

 

I bet there will be a rendition or two at the home games.

 

****ing do gooders

RE: original post - Same, I thought you were gonna say he was injured as well lol