My wife is wearing one of those skirts where you can just see the edge of her arse poking out. I'd probably find it really sexy if the skirt wasn't f*cking knee length.
There’s websites for people like you. www.greatgrannyslovewillies.com It’s very good (or so I’ve heard).
Eddie Howe explains motivation behind Newcastle Wembley win as photo of losing manager in recent Saudi cup final emerges.
I’m getting really bored with my job as a sewer inspector . . . . it feels like I’m just going through the motions.
I met this bird on Tinder because her profile said she’d shag anything with a pulse. Turns out she’s vegan and wanted me to arrive with a bowl of lentils.