I asked my wife this morning, “Do you think the cup is half full or half empty ?” She said, “For the love of god . . . . will you stop wearing my bras.”
My wife is wearing one of those skirts where you can just see the edge of her arse poking out. I'd probably find it really sexy if the skirt wasn't f*cking knee length.
There’s websites for people like you. www.greatgrannyslovewillies.com It’s very good (or so I’ve heard).
Eddie Howe explains motivation behind Newcastle Wembley win as photo of losing manager in recent Saudi cup final emerges.
I’m getting really bored with my job as a sewer inspector . . . . it feels like I’m just going through the motions.