British Politics spam thread

They made claims of understanding how it works during Brexit, but none of them seem to have had the wit to use that knowledge to make a few bob.

Every cloud, and all that.

 

It is how we talk down South don't you know.

 

It's the Teenage Mutant Turtles I feel empathy for. They're lovable rapscallions, that's all.

Blimey, next walking around the streets with an offensive thin crust pizza in your hand will be illegal.

Won't someone think of the children for pity's sake??

 

You may be waiting some time ... the damage caused by Wiggy the Twàt is going to get a lot worse first...

 

Good job everybody was kung fu fighting

 

Not for the fat yanks may a few months tops

 

Attempted beheading

 

Countries are being inhibited by penguins?

I never would have guessed they are such insidious little bastards.

 

Mate, have a ****ing word with yourself, seriously. Look where you're hanging out these days, and the scum you're associating wiith.

 

No A.A meeting today mate ?

 

That sounds like illegal immigrant talk.

 

This great country of ours is in serious trouble. It's either major reversal of what the uniparty has done to it or get out if you can. It brings me no joy to say those words.

 

If enough people say it then it's correct innit.

 

Later. First I'm watching my pension fund get flushed down the khazi on the news.

 

I'm guessing you have no issue with the five million people living here who worship a man who ****ed a nine year old?

 

Must be a travesty for you Boomer Man.