Val Kilmer - brown bread

https://news.sky.com/story/val-kilmer-dies-aged-65-us-media-reports-13340233

Poor fecker had been sick for a while and throat cancer pretty much ended his acting career.

Have to say Top Secret! was a hoot.

 

Is he a boomer idol?

Never heard of him

 

Who’s she?

 

In his defence he was married to the gorgeous Joanne Whalley

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Did she give you that after you ravished her in the toilets of the Little Chef , just off junction 4 of the M62?

 

Of course, naturally.

 

Erm... I'm reading he's still alive

 

Did Big Jock tell you?

 

He didn't tell anyone

 

Not even when he had to go for a tom tit?

 

Only when it was runny

 

There's a Tom Tit Lane down the road from me. It's not unusual for people to stop and have their picture taken with the sign.

 

We have a basil boli boulevard and it’s also popular with tourists

 

Viewpark has a Shat-Inn Chinese takeaway.

 

That's nice.

 

I wouldn't know. Ask Pud, he's from there.

 

From the Shat-Inn Chinese Takeaway?

Really?

I thought all Chines peeps were slim?

 

**** off, speccy.

 

Many a prank phone call was made by all …

“Harro shatin !”

“Is it , that’s pure bogging !”

 

Chinkies will eat anything