Main Characters include: TP: Tony Pulis DK: Dave Kemp ME: Matty Etherington RH: Robert Huth TP: right lads if we work aaaaaaaaaaarrrrdddddd & keep it quiet first half, i think we can win all 3 points today. all the lads look at each other perplexed. DK whispers in tony's ear TP: ****, who gave me the notes from the league game. the dressing room roars with laughter TP: OK calm down, anyway back to the league cup, how the hell are we are 3-1 down & theve played the extra time card as well, if we come in at half time 1-0 up then i will be well happy. the players are gobsmacked & stare at TP in disbelief. DK whispers in TP's ear again. TP now really angry: who the **** gives me my reports( starts to headbutt the wall ), I'll tell you there are going to be serious changes next year. The whole squad as one take a sharp intake of breath. TP: no not you lot, behind the scenes i mean. All the squad exhale PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TP: right back to the West Ham game, Matty are you fit? ME: Well boss, me back is still giving me some jip, it's to do with my jawline apparently. TP calls Robert Huth over & they have a private word with each other. After 1 minute Huth sits down next to matty, smiles then twats him in the jaw. ME: What the **** did you do that for? RH: Sorry mate, How's the back? ME: You twatted me in the jaw you dick, I cant feel my back. Huth turns to TP & winks. RH: He's ok to play boss. Might be continued, i'll see how i feel. C'Mon Stoke FTCI
Top class work as usual FTCI, loving it. You should encorporate me into one of these sagas if Matty is in them!!!
