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Match Day Thread The "We're only in the fookin cup final - again" thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Obi Wan, Feb 5, 2025.

  1. Dr Venkman

    Dr Venkman Well-Known Member

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    That's the closest the makems will get to winning a trophy
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    the bastard ref even ****ing cheat in the women's game

    4mins added and we went to 4 minutes 59 seconds
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So, within 8 days we win the cup and beat the Mackems.
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    it has to be a dream ???
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    How many is that in a row ??
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    I miss when the Mackems would come on here regularly, they were all much better than DMSF's recent effort
     
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  8. ToonArmy1892

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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    translation please.
     
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  10. ToonArmy1892

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    nevermind-whatever.gif
     
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  11. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Womens football is the worst invention of all time.

    It's absolutely ****.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Have you seen the Scottish men’s team? <laugh>
     
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  13. ToonArmy1892

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    Imagine the scottish wimmins team.
     
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  14. ToonArmy1892

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    It's like watching mens football in super slow motion.

    Keys and Gray were right, womens football's ****e.
     
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  15. ToonArmy1892

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  16. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I don’t know. Kids football is not worth watching and wheelchair football is also ****e. Also that game where blind people play with a bell inside the ball is really tedious.

    Seriously though what upsets you about 22 women, watched by 38000 fans, enjoying themselves on a weekend?
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Not sure.
    It's hard to tell when they play in skirts and the Scottish women are all bearded.


    :bandit:
     
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  18. ToonArmy1892

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    I said i think womens football is ****e, i didnt say im upset about people enjoying it, don't try and twist my words please.
     
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  19. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You said it was the worst invention of all time. That implies that you wish it didn’t exist. No word twisting going on here.
     
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  20. ToonArmy1892

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    That was banter.
     
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