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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first month in charge?

  1. Excellent, Keir is my hero

    47.1%
  2. Ok ish

    11.8%
  3. It's been like a month of Sucky on weed

    23.5%
  4. BobbyD for Prime Minister

    11.8%
  5. Love not Hate

    5.9%
  6. Duggie wants his Winter Fuel Allowance back

    47.1%
  7. brb is **** at polls

    23.5%
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  1. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Bitch
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh>

    Evening Duggie <ale>
     
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  3. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    I paid myself £30k and my wife £5k a year to avoid HMRC accusing me of milking the system by trying to pay myself the Minimum Salary and dividends, the rest stayed in the Company until I closed the Company down, for two years after I retired iI paid myself £20k in dividends and when I closed the Company I still had £60k in the Business Account which I didn't owe any tax on so went straight into my Bank so it worked out ok for me to not play the system

    Also I kept a spreadsheet showing all income and expenditure, and everything I could legally claim as expenses and the figure I expected to pay in Corporation Tax which I sent to the Accountant with all the back up documentation, all he had to do was check everything was correct and send me the Year End Account for the Company Secretary to sign, I was never more than a £100 pounds out on the Corporation Tax

    I paid him £500 hundred pounds for agreeing the figures with HMRC, all the freelancers that didn't do what I did ended up paying their Accountants around £2k
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I work a 35 hour week. That’s the industry standard on the railway, thanks to the RMT <ok>
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Works out at about 30 too on average with the strikes. Not a bad gig.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Don’t get paid for going on strike I’m afraid
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Another strike should sort that.
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Good of them to sort a two day weekend, given that's how many days are in a weekend.

    If they can sort me a three day one, I'm all over it.
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It wouldn’t work for every job but a four day week with longer working days should be more of a thing than it is.
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Completely agree.

    I happen to have one of those jobs that it wouldn't work with though, sadly.

    Although to he honest, I've manged to **** off to play golf three out of the last five Friday afternoon's, so may as well make it official.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Quite a lot of people at mine do four days for the same salary. Parents mainly which is cool until there’s a project with half a dozen of them and the only day they all work is a Monday. But yeah Fridays particularly after 12 nothing worthwhile is getting done anyway.
     
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  12. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    I’m able in my contract to take off alternative Fridays. 2 x 37 hour week done in 9 days.

    It’s a real benefit and in Engineering and working with Europe, most of them are gone by 11 in a Friday for the weekend.
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Any time I have to do anything with Spain it’s a miracle if I get an email back in three days.
     
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  14. brb

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    I did a 4 day week at a few places, better known as compressed hours.

    Use to work well for me and football. I'd work Mon - Thu, 3 day weekend. <party>

    if I couldn't get that, take the Monday off and work Friday, or break the week up with a Wednesday off.

    Same money. Although I went through a period of working late evening until early hours, even better with compressed hours, because the unions fought for me to get extra pay having to work unsocial hours as a non union member lol.

    **** the unions I say. :bandit: Can't wait for Duggie to read this bit. <laugh> #OneOutAllOut
     
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  15. brb

    brb CR250

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    Was thinking actually, if you work compressed hours, you have to remember your holidays and bank holidays have to be calculated differently, you don't get any less (or more) but you need to be aware of the rules around it.
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Can’t afford another strike.
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Because I work shifts and odd hours, booking time off is a bit of an art form; some weeks we’re booked to work 72 hours, and others it’s only 24.

    I once did a roster where I could take 13 days off straight, using 4 only days annual leave. And that came round every 5 weeks.
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    @luvgonzo time to put that uniform back on bro<laugh>
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Isn't it a legal requirement now for employers to be able to offer flexible working (unless there are sound operational reasons not to be able to) ?
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Dunno mate. Maybe to offer flexible in terms of late starts/late finishes for parents but doubt offering a 4-day week is mandatory.


    3-1 Lewes by the way
     
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