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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Dont give billy any gonz,hes had enough.

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  3. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    All Reds get 5 pieces of it Luv...we'll let the mancs have 3 <whistle>
     
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  5. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Oh dont to that. We might get addicted to the stuff and end up having 19.
     
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  6. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Euuuuuuuuropaaaaaaaaaaaaa <laugh>
     
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  7. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Im just gutted we are a year to late to play you in it.
     
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  8. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Could still get Citeh though <laugh>


    Last time you played them they made your defence look as full of holes as:

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  9. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That was only because we didn't have Vidi..... Oh ****.
     
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  10. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Yeah looked serious...I wonder if he'll have to go under the surgeons knife:

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  11. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I never realised how much good stuff Switzerland has produced until tonight <laugh>

    **** look at the time:

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    Bedtime for me <ok> sleep well all...don't have nightmares <whistle>
     
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  13. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Right then you ****ers <ok>

    What have I missed <whistle>
     
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  14. Henducas

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    as a swiss i must say im delighted :) inler (swiss captain) scored the goal that set napoli on their way as well! btw, some very good ones in this thread, i like the cheese and the credit suisse
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    credit where it's due to the fabulous londoners... no not chelsea, spurs. Yes the media darlings showed city and utd how its done last year. has any wandering spuds pointed that out yet..

    Are the spuds not in trouble in the channel 5 cup as the mancs are calling it.

    PS following evra's comments last night will eufa charge him for them I wonder? they should do... poor old fulam, stoke and spurs all slaving away and he'd be embaressed.... On second thoughts better not he might start another.... Lol... can't even go there either.

    I see ferguson had roy keane having a go and put him in his place as well....

    other than that i think the bigger issue for utd is the injury to mr vidic, we'll see how that goes but with anderson out and cleverly out can utd either find a right back to move smalling in there and avoid the disasterous evans or will they admit fabio and rafael are not all that and put up with him.... it seems the idela man jones is needed in midfield which is a bit desperate really.... I know we're bad but thats a bit of an issue seing yuo still have a few lads floating round.
     
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  16. Henducas

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    by the way, i just realised that Phillip Degen (yes that one) is now actually a Basel player (but was ineligible because they signed him midseason so he wasnt registered for CL).
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Charge him with what? Speaking the truth. It is embarrassing, who cares a **** what UEFA think?

    As for Spurs showing us how it's done, really? We reached the final last year, what did they do again?


    Still stunned, we deserve the piss taking because we were ****, end of story. (That it's mostly coming from Liverpool fans is a tad ironic though but, hey ho, whatever gets you through the day lads)

    I hope we fail dismally in the first round of the europa or whatever it is and then we can concentrate on putting up a decent defence of our league title. Clearly in need of a big rebuild though.
     
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  18. KingEric07.

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    Morning Ruff,

    To be honest I expected more **** from the Liverpool fans that we have currently had ( not the usually posters on here as they are, mostly , alright ) but from the few dickheads they have got.

    I think most know better than to go OTT in slating us when they didn't qualify for Europe at all <ok>

    I agree with the Europa League - get it ****ed off asap.

    I'm hoping this opens Fergies eyes a bit. I know he is rebuilding again, which I why I'm not getting carried away, but we need some quality in midfield, it's been blatant for a few years now and it's really getting on my tits.

    There's no excuses from this years CL campaign, we should have walked this group.
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    now now, i was only bantering.... evra said the truth but you know the truth is a PC nightmare these days... plus platini hates him.

    Don't be so snickity. take it in the spirit its intedned... like SPURS, they were never in the CL before and got out of their group so.... oh i dunno their group was harder than yours by miles too so this year I'm sure a spurs fan will point that out seeing btoh mancunian clubs crashed out of groups that looked easy.

    Plus you lot gave it large when liveprool did so so you have to expect a little, good grace will shorten the pain... plus you know there's always next year.... you can't turn it round on liverpool fans and say but your team is worse cos that doens't work... its all about banter and when your i nthe hole you have to take the ribbing with the humour its intended in... after all its not like you guys get "much" you rememebr 26 years of it and have had it good for 20 so i'd think you'll live ;)


    midfield quality was pointed out by many preseason (your fans i mean) so I think its mainly how early you are out rather than not winning it thats the shock given the other sides you have to play in QF and later.... but heyho..... thats what makes the game what it is.... the guy you wanted was not available, you got most every other player you wanted and spent a lot thus dispelling the debt fears so in the end what you had should have coped but injuries then played thier part. Do you wait for the guy you really want or do you go buy another guy thats the question? someone out of spain?

    Or just follow the successful cheslea model and buy one of liverpool's imports... it worked for barca last year too... Can i interest you in an Adam perhaps, ferguson wanted to pay 10mil just for his corners (which he's tosh at) Or perhaps a slightly used bald dwarf that won't have any more miles on the clock beofre january?
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Platini hates us too, not just Evra, so he might well see his arse on that comment.

    The Spurs bit can be directed at City, not us, but yeah I know it's only banter.

    Let's face it, after last night we're there to be shot at. No excuses.


    Has it been successful for Chelsea? In my eyes Torres has been **** so not really.
     
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