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Match Day Thread The "We're only in the fookin cup final - again" thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Obi Wan, Feb 5, 2025.

  1. Dr Venkman

    Dr Venkman Well-Known Member

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    They'd suck off a bloke to have our owners
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    The Mackems were absolutely buzzing when they were bought out by a massive Swiss corporation worth like £60b

    until they realised Louis Dreyfus was just the son-in-law who used his trust fund to buy Sunderland as a lark

    if Louis Dreyfus spent £300m would they consider their promotion "tarnished," of course not.
     
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  3. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    They're going full on Greenpeace to console themselves about it, so 2021.
     
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  4. Dr Venkman

    Dr Venkman Well-Known Member

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    It's all a front.. The truth is they're devastated and pretend their issue is down to political reasons.

    Shameless basically! Pretending.
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    The idea that we bought the cup is redundant too, as we beat a team who, on paper, were far better than us, likewise with Arsenal. Oh dear, it was actually great managing and tactics.
     
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  6. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    They cling on to their six in a row trophy. By the time we've finished with them it'll be 60 yeaes until they come close to beating us again.
     
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  7. cronemeister

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    Not to mention that 9 of our squad yesterday were there before the takeover..what a bunch of arse clowns.

    Can’t wait to see them get pumped again off Fat Fwanks Coventry team in the play offs and confine them to yet another season in the Championship next season.
     
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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    They'll fail in the play offs again. Imagine having to watch players like Luke O'Nien and Dan Neil. Dogshir.

    Yet another season in Europe beckons for us. The cup win will help attract new players too.
     
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  9. Eddie's British Plodders

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    I'm fairly sure one of them actually went so far as to say that they would've beaten Liverpool too.
     
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  10. Charlie Dogscock

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    Including Jacob Murphy, who was sent out on loan to Sheffield Wednesday under Bruce, and Joelinton who was completely misused under said manager.
     
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  11. cronemeister

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    I’d be feasting on the bones of the relegated teams for a start, Dibling and Delap would be a good place to start after we’ve got rid of Wilson, Longstaff, Lascelles etc.
     
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  12. cronemeister

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    Seen this picture so many times today and I absolutely love it! Hang it in the ****ing Louvre!

    IMG_3361.jpeg
     
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  13. Geordie Ginola

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    Isaks an amazing player and easily the best striker we have had since Shearer.

    He’s the real deal.
     
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  14. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    The league cup will be honoured to take it's place alongside the 2006 Intertoto cup trophy in the cabinet:

    Screenshot_20250317-213812.png
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

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    Miggy's medal in the post, shame he could join in the celebrations
     
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  16. Magdad

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    What a weekend man.

    toon win sb.jpg
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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  18. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Smug's an old man? Does make sense, he comes across as an obnoxious bell end on there, presumably some elderly man-child type who's always on message boards
     
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Little old fella, big mouth type.

    He's had multiple flouncing meltdowns on there over tiny things, he's got no real bottle.

    Gordon bans everyone who dares enter so it's a very safe space for them

    they're petrified of @Saf cos they tried to ban him and it backfired majorly
     
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  20. Dr Venkman

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    Remember their north east top dogs trophy.
     
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