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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    Im being serious

    Michael Shields has just tweeted on twitter

    "Not up to much these Manchester clubs in Europe are they, I was abroad longer"

    <laugh> top lad
     
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  2. Bloody Wanker

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    You're all probably right. But i'm forever the optimist!
     
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  3. Chief

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    That will only happen if there is some serious investment to supplement the youngsters we have. Otherwise, this squad is turning to absolute dog ****e before our eyes and has been for a few years.

    Consider this; Macheda was sent on to score the goal to save the game. He replaced Ji Sung Park. Both if these players are pitifully **** and not anywhere near the standard required of being a Manchester United player. Within two minutes of coming on Macheda had put one out of play from a promising position and missed the net from two yards out with an open goal. That our average centre half shinned in the rebound doesn't let him off the hook, he is not ****ing good enough.

    In the meantime (and I know tonight he is injured) Fergie is in the process of wrecking the career of last season top league goal scorer. Is it significant that Berbatov played lots of games last season, scored lots of goals and we won the league? Course it ****ing is. It's no coincidence and his lack of games this season is linked absolutely to our lack of goals.

    Of the players who played tonight only Phil Jones comes out with any credit, the rest were gash to a man. All of them. Every single one of them.

    Of the starting line up;

    De Gea - give Lindegaard a go
    Smalling - possible future centre half
    Ferdinand - finished
    Vidic - good but injury prone and looks crocked for now
    Evra - finished *edit - and also ****ing invisible*
    Park - ****
    Giggs - finished
    Jones - THE future
    Nani - needs a ****ing great kick up the arse
    Young - struggling
    Rooney - see Nani.


    **** me I am pissed off, I'd rather we'd have finished bottom than have the humilitation of the Thursday cup.
     
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  4. Chief

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    Yeah, top lad. I wonder what happened to the top lad who actually stoved in the Bulgarian waiters head with a paving slab?
     
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  5. Rorschach

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    Wednesday, 7 December 2011 21:50 UK

    Position Team P GD PTS

    1 Benfica 6 4 12
    2 FC Basel 6 1 11
    3 Man Utd 6 3 9
    4 Otelul Galati 6 -8 0

    seriously...how did you not get out of this group?
     
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  6. Drogs

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    What the feck was Smalling doing tonight <laugh>? Titus Bramble is going to have him for copyright infringement!
     
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  7. Chief

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    Probably the same way you lot didn't get into it, by being ****.
     
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  8. Rorschach

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    according to the papers he's the future england centre half (after 20 games for fulham and fergie buying him)
     
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  9. Rorschach

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    can't argue with that! <laugh>
     
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  10. Drogs

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    He's a good right back but today at CB he was ****ing dire.
     
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  11. suarezlfc

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    Actually the opposite. None of them will rear their heads til the weekend.
     
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  12. Chief

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    He played right back.
     
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  13. Drogs

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    yep, sorry meant the other way round
     
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  14. Chief

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    In that case I agree.
     
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  15. suarezlfc

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    On a slightly related note, RR, what positions do you think you need to 'strengthen' in January?

    I think you definitely need a top quality CM and CB.

    Btw, what's happenwd to the twins?
     
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  16. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

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    He ll say Sneijder, even though hes been playin 70 minutes most the season,and has looked under par all season
     
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  17. Julius Caesar

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    Can he be any worse than what we have?
     
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  18. Chief

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    Looking at the evidence we now need at least one CM, a centre forward and a centre half and we need to keep our fingers crossed for some of the injured players (the da Silvas being two of them) to come back. With Owen and Hernandez injured and Berbatov ostrascised we need a striker as Macheda is hopeless and Welbeck still raw. Vidic is now seemingly crocked and with Rio never going to get back to the level he was we're stretched depending on Jones and Smalling with Evans providing flimsy cover.

    And yes, Sneijder would do fine thank you. I'd prefer Schweinsteiger, or Ozil, or Modric but Sneijder would be good and a massive improvement on what we have there.
    That would be just the begining though, some bollocks at CM wouldn't go amiss either.

    This has been building for a couple of seasons though and we've got away with it till this season.
     
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  19. Chief

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    **** coach. Also, a fall out from Rafa's ridiculous reign.


    Well, you did ask.
     
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  20. Sharpe*

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    [video=youtube;pudOFG5X6uA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pudOFG5X6uA[/video]
     
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