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WAR! What is it good for?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Treble, Feb 11, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’m reliably informed all Israelis are European too tbf so probably time we got some boots on the ground there.
     
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    They probably need a 250 year history of persecuting the native population and occupying other people's territory's first

    Doing well so far though <ok>
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    Hopefully it won’t take that long and Palestinians will take up their rightful place in Jordan or better yet the bottom of the sea.
     
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    Okay Donny

    I reckon we should fast track Palestine into NATO for the craic
     
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    They’d only blow the thing up so yeah crack on.
     
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    Dunno man, it's a topsy turvy world out there right now.

    You got Donny making an enemy of Canada and Europe, whilst sucking off Putin.

    He might wake up one morning in a bad mood with Netanyahu and decide to Nuke Tel Aviv.
     
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    We Jews have the real power despite the homeland being a slither of land the size of Wales surrounded by inbreds dedicated to wiping us off the Earth so I’m optimistic.
     
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    Well you do until Trump decides that he's pulling the plug on sending you F15's and Tomahawks
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’m more of a sirloin guy anyway.
     
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    Yeah I've had enough of Trump now, someone over there needs to take him out. Also fed up with seeing Musks kid in the White House, it's supposed to be professional workplace, not a ****ing kindergarten, maybe it's just reruns of old clips.

    I note the Democrats seemed to have lost their voice as well, they ought to remember this will have repercussions for the future when Trump has gone, we are as valuable to them as they are to us...and they can come clear up their **** aviation fuel from the North Sea as well. :bandit:
     
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    What’s Kamala up to now? Is she meant to be going again next time. Hopefully not, useless bint.
     
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    A British tourist on a four-month backpacking trip around North America has been detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the US for 10 days after trying to enter the country via the Canadian border.

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...st-detained-us-authorities-10-days-visa-issue

    Rebecca Burke, 28, a graphic artist from Monmouthshire, was trying to cross into the state of Washington when she was refused entry.

    She was planning to stay with a host family where she would carry out domestic chores in exchange for accommodation and was told she should have applied for a working visa, instead of a tourist visa.

    Edit: wrong thread, oh well.
     
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  13. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I looked at this yesterday and it seems that it’s all on this girl, unfortunately. She broke visa restrictions by working for a reward which is why the Canadians wouldn’t accept her.

    Play by the rules of the country you’re visiting or this can end up happening to you.
     
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    Yup. I used to travel without accomodation prebooked, but they changed the rule on that years back, and you had to have at least your first night booked, and provide evidence of it.
     
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    Is this in the US ? I've never had to show proof of accommodation, but Homeland security always ask a ton of questions about where you're staying, where you're heading, how long for and why are you there.

    I've done a few house swaps in the US before, and when the officer at LAX was quizzing me about where I was staying I said I was heading to Ojai and I was doing a house swap with a couple from there, he nearly flipped his top lol

    He was like 'Sir, are you trying to tell me that you are going to swap houses with these people ?!'

    I was like 'Yes, but it's only for a month'

    He was like 'Sir, are you trying to enter this country as an illegal alien and take up residence here ?'

    I had to explain it to him several times, as he couldn't not get his head around the idea that people swap houses for a holiday.
     
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    Stupid Yank bastards

    So ****ing thick

    Watching a video once and someone asking them what I regard as normal questions

    One idiot thought Germany was in the States to give you an idea of what I'm talking about
     
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    Yeah US mate, unless they've stopped that now. Started having to book the first night, and they check before you even leave the UK.
     
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    Jamaica is always rammed with Yanks and Canadians. It seems the Canadians really ****ing hate them at the moment.

    Hoping to see a couple of drunken scuffles. Obviously, I’ll be team Canada.
     
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    A load of them think Europe is a country. They’re ****ing bellends. The only education they get is about America. They literally think the world revolves around them.
     
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    It's all done via ESTA now, which you do online.

    I think it still asks where you're staying, what states you plan to visit, the nature of your business, how you're going to fund your trip etc

    oh and whether you plan to engage in any terrorist activities or espionage lol

    But the dude from Homeland security at entry to the US has the final say on whether to let you in.
     
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