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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Come on and 'fess up. Who made an AI chatbot and registered it as this sock account?
     
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    I dunno, but give it a question to confuse a bot then - ie would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?
     
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    Are they armed?
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    No more info for the bot, just that.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Neither has arms…..

    Posted on behalf of Fosse.
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    100 duck sized horses without fail.

    Imagine the bill on a horse sized duck ffs.
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

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    And we won, all good. West Ham were quite ****e tbh
     
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  9. Diego

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    That has to be the slowest game i have ever watched.
    A few times some players broke into a jog but you had to watch closely to notice it.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Well that's very interesting Diego but what about the horses or duck?
     
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  14. Diego

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    I would fight the duck sized horses every time <ok>
     
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    With you there - they would be quite brittle, you would have the advantage on stomping a lot of them quickly.

    The horse-sized duck would be a massive ****er though.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Newcastle fans would love to punch one of them.
     
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    100 of them though. And horses are smarter than ducks. Taking my chances on the massive duck. The horses could attack you from all angles. Imagine the pancakes and cucumber sticks after.
     
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    Roughly the size of a horse I’m told.
     
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

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    Same size, but we haven't told the bot they're the same weight, so it can't assume that. So duck sized horse theoretically much heavier and more powerful than a horse.
     
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