☀️ A British couple are walking down a street in Tenerife... They turn a corner and see a sign that says, 'Billy's Bar - ALL drinks €0.10' They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true. They order a pint of lager and a cocktail and sure enough once the drinks are on the bar the English bartender says that'll be 20 cents please The couple cant believe their luck. They finish their drinks and order the same again. Sure enough the drinks are poured and the barman says that'll be 20 cents please Curiosity gets the better of them and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply The bartender says "It was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerife and last year I won £104 Million on the euro millions so i opened this bar and ive got enough money that i don't have to worry about making any profit." Happy with the story the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks As the man is supping his beer he can't help notice three old blokes sat in the corner without a drink infront of them who've been sat there without a drink the whole time they've been in. "What's the deal with them three over there?' The man asks the bartender. "Those three are retired people from Yorkshire. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price.' The barman replies.
Only guessing but I'd say the BBC chairman isn't a football fan... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cjw29g426nvo Having said that I just read he went to Hull Uni, so he's probably an RL man.
Probably more of a cricket fan. Women spending more time analysing men’s games is obviously what people want to see on a Saturday night highlights programme.
What a ****er. I want to see more action and less of that **** Micah Richard’s. Danny Murphy is alright but he’s about the only one.
Environmental disaster? US-flagged tanker, MV Stena Immaculate, was hit while at anchor by the Portugal-flagged container ship, MV Solong, off the coast of Humber Estuary, Hull, this morning. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14481723/Oil-tanker-hit-container-ship-British-estuary.html
