Two Blonde's were walking through a forrest when they came across a set of tracks. Oh look, Badger tracks say's the first no no, they are Fox tracks said the second. They were still arguing when the train hit them.....
Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
A peanut stuck in the ear can be removed by melted chocolate. Tip a little in the ear and the peanut comes out a treat.....
