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  1. gelders pie

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  2. Gordon Armstrong

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    Most of us could probably manage this :emoticon-0148-yes:
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    <laugh> Depends........is it Park run or Pork run?
     
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    Ouch . . . . someone got what he deserved !
    Does this count as a bullseye :emoticon-0112-wonde
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    Think it would catch on as a cure for piles?
     
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    Three women had to cross a river. One found a genie in a bottle who granted them one wish each.
    The first woman asked for a boat and rowed across the river.
    The second asked for super powers to be able to jump across
    The third asked to be a man and walked over the bridge
     
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    I held her hand, looked her in the eye and whispered, "Before we go on, do you have any STDs?"
    Then for some reason she put down the menu, got up from the table and f*cked off.
     
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    Went to see a mind reader last night.
    She said "Think of a card, any card"
    "OK"
    "Is it the four of clubs?"
    "No"
    "Ace of diamonds?"
    "No"
    "What is it then?"
    "Birthday"
     
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    It's lent tomorrow.
    I hate having a Chinese landlord
     
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    This, apparently, inspired The Louvre :emoticon-0148-yes:
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    I can see why :emoticon-0105-wink:
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