Burger Flipper.....

he caught him perfect

 

Booooo

Turncoat!

 

I'm using this against TFWNN little ****s doing my nut in with that not random ****e, still that was a belter of a punch I'd have shook the ****s hand

 

always cute, even with a balaclava

 

I also have a balaclava for my cock. I like to inject a bit of humour into my stalky/rapey shennanigans.

 

Is your nob that distinguishable in a ID parade? Pics please?

 

It's no to protect his identity. It's to give the victim a bit of a giggle.

 

Should stick a red nose on it for red nose day rape sessions.

 

Whip it oot with a "ta-da", she stops screaming and joins in the fun. Everyone's a winner.

 

Ha ha

But seriously it really can. Once you cross the line to behind a counter you have no rights and are effectively trespassing. Found this out in a bar I worked in. Some fella with his mates being a prick all night so i decided to try and show him up. Few drinks later he asks me for a half pint of shandy so I questioned his manhood by asking if he wanted a parasol in it. His mates thought this was hilarious, him less so. He vaults the bar to come at me, chinned him on his way over ans he hit his head off the bar on the way down. The fella was in a right state, was ****ting myself that id be landed with an assault charge but was relieved to learn from one of the cops who was called that I couldnt be touched as he had entered the bar. In fact he said if he had hit me behind the bar I could take him for thousands.
Was sorted a week later when he came in and apologised

 

I'm nicer than you When someone tried to vault the bar to me I just timed my push so he fell on his ass.

 

Stick it up her arse and shout "bad bum itch"

 

no trespassing law in scotland. my mate went behind the counter in BK in sauchiehall st. hilarity ensued

 

Don't leave us hanging. What happened?

 

Enough of the Speed jokes Gambol

 

Dammit. Trev left us hanging.