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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Good stuff.

    Do you have 2 sons and 2 daughters?
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Roger
     
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Mines are too in that their mother is a Taig.

    That used to be a big thing when my parents were young but seems to be pretty common.

    my daughters boyfriend is a Pape and his best pal is called John Paul… his mum and dad split up when he was wee and JP was brought up a Rangers fan. <laugh>

    Never met a Toby who wasn’t bent tho :eek:
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

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    The boy in the red shirt? ;)
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Over.

    What's our Vector, Victor?
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

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  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    me too but I basically hardly eat through the week and then get to use that calorie deficit over the weekend.
     
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  8. Toby

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    Has to hang out with his kids' mates on his birthday <rofl>

    What a ****ing life <rofl>
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I was smashing cans of M&S Czech lager on the journey & I got all bloated with beer gas .

    Usually I'm jacked
     
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  10. Toby

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Even if you have an iPhone your personal images messages search history or data is no longer personal under Labour.
     
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  12. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    <laugh> I can’t drink beer thanks to a weak bladder so I just stick to wine and spirits.

    Also, I’m a sink pisser.

    Try it
     
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  13. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Joby back with aplomb.

    Will you ever reach a point where you will acknowledge that you’ve been wrong about nearly everything?
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    A family man with his children and their best friends on his birthday out for a lovely meal.

    Idyllic.

    Joby doesn't have any family or friends his age or younger and stinks like **** and stays in to watch concerts of Sir Elton **** on his 15" Grundig black and white smart TV ****ing his micropenis off until he dribbles.

    Twat.
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I heard the best question ever ?

    If you were God , alone with nothing around other than your own thoughts or infinite nothingness.

    Sounds like hell.

    Eventually you would invent a game where you can let cartoon characters start wars & have barbecues.
    Maybe even put an avatar down to see what happens?
     
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  16. Toby

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    Nope

    <party>
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Spoiler alert the Jews crucified the avatar
     
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  18. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    You’re this eras @rebel bhoy
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    If I was God/Allah the simulation theory sounds fun
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I'm the co owner of Comedy alley Comedy club Norwich I'm basically a fatter balder Joe Rogan
     
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