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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The sausages would of course be halal ones made from turkey and there would be no alcohol so that the muslim guests weren't offended.
     
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    It's not as though they're hard to find. A ramp and a paddy wagon at the end of the march et voilá.

    Ban halal and cut the benefits they'd starve or go home.

     
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    We had a vegetarian at a BBQ once … served 12
     
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  4. DMD

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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Ffs they even have Tiki torches now <laugh>
     
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    If my life was as tragic as either of yours i'd instantly KMASAP
     
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    Vegetarian at puds BBQ

    Is there a vegan option ?

    Pud

    Yes , you can **** off pal
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

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    You're not denying it then?
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

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    Yeah we know... Unless there have been two attacks today? It will become more and more regular.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Denying one of your weird fantasies? Pretty self-explanatory that i'm not going to bother
     
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    Aye but the far right thugs are worser <laugh>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    The hope not hate fannies will be out protesting in France , complaining about the lack of spicy food & super fast WiFi, that no doubt forced these poor muslamic martyrs to butcher French folk going about their business in the name of their ***** illiterate goat herder slave trader mass murderer.

    When the penny finally drops that we are at war with these animals there will be a lot of kebabs removed from EUROPE
     
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    You could give an anecdote about one of your carbon net zero , halal vegan far leftist, LGBTIQAPD BBQ parties that you frequent.
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

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    I was only playing along. Do you have alcoholic drinks at your barbecues?
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    If you feed your dog bones the calcium will leave a white turd , it's dietary.

    Toby loves hating white people , imagine replacing Farage with Sadiq & posting about brown dog **** ?

    That would be racist #ethnomasochist
     
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  19. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    My dog does white ****es but that’s cos we give him bone marrow and broth.

    Dog food makers stopped using bones to fill out dog food hence the decline of white ****es.

    We make all our dogs dinner from scratch to the point where he’s probably more nourished than most humans.
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do you have any vegan dogs ?

    Dogs only eat meat because of socioeconomic reasons & cultural white supremacy societal norms
     
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