Shaved pussies in Lincolnshire... https://news.sky.com/story/mystery-over-claims-of-shaved-cats-in-lincolnshire-village-13307037
Two scousers go to Rome to watch Liverpool play. On the plane going over....Wayne turns to his brother Barry and says. 'Eh, our kid Barry. If wees get separated in Rome, I'll sees you in the Vatican.' Barry nods his head. 'Good plan, our kid Wayne,' he replies. ' If wees get separated in Rome, I'll sees you in the Vatican.' Barry looks puzzled for a moment, he turns back to his brother...'Eh, our kid, is that in the bar or the lounge?' Old joke. Might raise a titter.
Watch the moment a man is swallowed by humpback whale Odd thing is he didn't get the hump! Edit: See that Ron and TC got their first.