British Politics spam thread

Sure? I'm talking probably 15 years ago. I have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the bollocks I read on here. Was it Hong Kong?

 

You're thinking about Lain

 

Or married ukranian whores

 

You’re thinking of Stereotypist , vegan, married a Japanese

 

Toby was having an affair with a married Ukrainian immigrant with young kids, he's not into ethnics like most racists

 

I’m going to have to use my advanced searching skills if I can be arsed tomorrow.

 

There was long distance and talk of potentially moving abroad.

 

I used to date the daughter of a famous West Indian cricketer.

A beautiful girl with a fine intellect and spellbinding style. Sadly and unforgivably, I took her for granted and allowed the drink to cloud my judgment.

We parted ways after five months but are still firm friends to this day. She has built a career in television and has a lovely husband and kids.

True dat.

 

Hopefully the Dombas

 

Wagwan

 

Indeed.

 

I ****ed plenty of sooties being a non racist with an eye for the exotic

 

The lad who plays for Leicester? Sexy

 

Vardy ?

 

Yup, The Edinburgh ****tah married his young slitty eyed boy Yukio.

Both wore manskirts and their wedding meal was shortbread and porridge in ye olde 14th Century cobblestoned Rose Street.

The rainbow flags were out in force to celebrate the ****tahs consummation down some lurid back alley, not sure whose one it was.

****s.

 

*cock and balls

 

Was it not E.R that was involved in a lurid ménage à trois, with Frank Bruno MBE & Lester Piggott after a boozy night at Tiffany's night club Great Yarmouth in 1994 ?

 

Shhhhhhhhh, I told you not to mention that Si.