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Some Christmas Spirit for our visiting cross dressers

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Maybe we should have a thread to talk about Newcastle, their players, injuries, who they may buy and how their season will go.

    OK, like you I don't really have an interest in any of that but our cross dressing regulars, you know who they are, well they wont know a lot about their team.

    Ask them about Sunderland, our players, season, manager, transfer targets, board, spending and they can and do give chapter and verse on a daily basis But because they spend their lives on here then surely they must be way out of touch with the dark side, why is this?

    Are they like many cross dressers, during day light hours they walk around at work or the local Netto in their black and white shirts saying yous and wor. But at night, under the cover of dark they slip into their well ironed immaculate red and white shirts and say ya bugger and hinny, mingle with us and talk about their true love.

    So this thread will be hard for them, can they talk Newcastle or will they slip into their real love and say O'Neil, SoL, Sess, Larsson, Sir Niall.

    Come on 5-1, Cheik to be sold in Jan, Chapped arse, it's OK Tash, we know you are Newcastle and thank god for that.
     
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  2. Norway

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    All gone quiet over here!
     
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  3. Protein Cheik

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    Haha, this is all quite cute. Grown men having these little bitchfights over the internet - do keep it up, it's most amusing.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Here's my take on it..Sure our residents will guide me as to where i go wrong...

    An offer for both Tiote and Krull will come in, and it'll be good money and so at least one will be off..

    Cabaye will continue his good form, and attract interest in the summer..

    Ba, if injury free will get nearly 20 goals..

    Ben Arfa will be shown that he is not as good as first rated..

    Ameobi, will play in a closely contested derby.

    They will finish about 8th..

    Mike Ashley will make them a laughing stock at some point during the season, and they'll all call him again..and call for his head.
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Almost agree
     
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  6. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    The irony of this thread is just too delicious.
     
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  7. Jarramag88

    Jarramag88 Well-Known Member

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    I predict no one will come in for any Sunderland player because they aren't much cop. ( except sess) Sess will force the club into a sale because he is homesick and MON will sign heskey in jan.
     
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  8. Chappaz

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    I think Sessegnon is off in January tbh.
     
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  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    You love that word irony, but is it,


    noun, plural -nies.
    1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
    2. Literature .
    a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
    b. (especially in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., especially as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.


    My post means what it says, you live on here so I give you the chance to talk Newcastle but say you cant, read on...


    Proof

    and again, irony, what irony
     
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  10. Cheik the room

    Cheik the room Well-Known Member

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    Almost spot on there.
     
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  11. Shameless

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    The next nufc acquisition

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  12. MrRAWhite

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    I don't actually know what contribution our resident skunks make to their own board because I rarely venture over there as I have very little interest in them..However, the time they actually spend on this site would suggest that it doesn't leave them much scope to comment on the goings on in skunksville.
     
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  13. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    And that why I am being kind and letting them on here, sadly its still us they want to talk about
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Apart from Chiek the room, this thread seems to have gone way over their heads...
     
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  15. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    That coz they are only little
     
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  16. MrRAWhite

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    I would guess by the content of their posts that many of the Skunks on here are actually Skunkettes and are probably still at school at the moment...
     
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  17. MackemsRule

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    No interest in their **** team **** supporters or **** City.

    Hope this helps. <ok>
     
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  18. Jarramag88

    Jarramag88 Well-Known Member

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    Some people may just like stiring the ****, the more you winge about toon fans being here, the more likely we are to comment. don't see the problem myself. It's not like we've came in and took your favourite seat in the ciu. It's a football forum.
     
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  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    we know that, refer you to your first point
     
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  20. Jarramag88

    Jarramag88 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with my first point, it's my opinion
     
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