Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I thought that I'd buy Mrs. A. a new belt and bag for Valentine's Day . . . . that should sort the hoover out for her

 

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Oldie but goodie.

A horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living" horse says " i ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", donkey says "i worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything" horse says "yeah on the flat i won the oaks, st leger and the derby and over the jumps i won grand national and the gold cup", they arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "i need to impress this guy he's done everything" , so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace, the horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey says "That's me when I played for Juventus!"

 

Reminds me of a night I had in South Shields and The Brunswick.

 

I tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night . . . . and ended up with tequila mockingbird !

 

If a bloke needed a box of tissues it's unlikely he will watch the entire film!