Transfer Rumours The “What the F**k’s the point in another transfer window thread- Winter 2025 Transfer thread

He'll be joining the group chat within 48 hours at this rate

 

Biggest transfer of the window Chaos from bedwetters to cult for undisclosed fee

 

If 'him' returns then you can all take it out on Obi's bulbous fat arse mind. I'm not being held responsible.

 

You do know that he's really about 9 stone dripping wet don't you ?

 

Hall was signed on loan in summer 23, he wasn't already here.

It's not universally accepted Barnes was a bad signing at all, and you appear to have forgotten Livramento.

So that's 5 first team players, not 2.

 

Thin boned bulbous arse then.

 

Actually skinny fat is the worst type of fat person. Cheeky ****s those ****ers.

 

84 pages and no signings.

Congratulations gentlemen.

 

I think, and I admit to not knowing, Kelly’s salary is greatly due to his coming on a ‘free’.

There is no such thing as a ‘free’ in his situation and his level. I don’t know what his fee would have been in the ‘usual’ circumstances if he had been in contract but as part of signing for us he pocketed part of that fee and will be paid over the term of his contract.

That is a more logical explanation of his wages than thinking we decided to pay him a a signing on fee AND £150K per week especially when Isak, I believe, is currently on £120K per week.

So can we all stop parroting on about Kelly being paid £150K per week as if there were no other pertinent factors. Please.

 

Has he still not signed for Juventus?

 

Yes

 

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/lloyd-kelly-joins-juventus

 

Never going to happen. He’s loyal. And doesn’t understand the cult vibes.

 

I don't identify as anything.

 

Trumps gonna put you on a hit list with talk like that

 

I can think of a few things for you...

 

It's almost as if after all these years, people want 'him' to return.

 

I thought it was 'they/them' now.

 

No. Just cos someone is signed on a free doesn't mean they justify being on humongous wages.

If a crap player like Kelly is on huge wages like £150k per week, then all the players in the squad that are actually good will want far higher wages.

£150k per week for Kelly is ridiculous wages. He was on £30k per week at Bournemouth. We should not be paying players like Kelly that amount and thankfully he's gone now.

 

Whoever sanctioned the 150k a week for Kelly needs to be gone from the club.

He’s not even better than Lascelles.