Off Topic The Burly Arms

I'm a bit surprised more people on here don't do the same tbh

 

Probably not the best deal you've ever made tbh

Cos They'll be expecting your daughter as a sex slave in return mate.

 

We've already ironed out the details bro.

I think you're giving those Jihadis a bad rep tbph

 

Why?

 

I dont think you've read the jihadi deal manual properly bro

It's not all camels and burkas yknow

 

I just think it's handy to have access to a decent amount of cash in case of something like the recent IT outage or some banking systems failure.

 

It's okay bro, we've made some special arrangements.

I'm actually thinking about starting the Cornwall Califate .

 

Califating Dreamin' ?

 

Just go for a walk or read a book innit.

 

That's all very well until you have to start gathering acorns for dinner

 

Thick as pig ****, mate.

I’m sending your address to some of my boys now to come and tax you.

@Spurlock @Sucky Just PM’d you his address. Take his passport too. I can get another £400 for that.

 

I just want the cash spurly can behead him

 

Yeah, I'd rather you didn't.

 

Business is business bro. It’s easier just to hand it over when these two psychopaths come calling. Trust.

 

I'm just gonna invite them in for a cuppa and a spliff bro.

 

Yeah that’ll probably work with these two stoners

 

I've already changed spurlys steak knife to a butter one

 

Maybe I'm a bit old school, but I find it odd that more people don't keep some emergency cash on hand.

 

No one has any probably

 

None of the kids do. Everything is done on contactless these days.

When I'm working, it's the old timers who use cash and a lot of them deliberately so

I even get people asking me if I take cash ? I'm like, yeah of course.