Nelson did have the bigger dick - mainly on account of the gangrenous bulb on the end of it. Bonaparte's was a disgrace to cocks the world over. Shrivelly, skinny and not black.
Currently targetting this new panda guy in Edinburgh - not getting much joy at the moment - wore my schoolpanda outfit and allsorts and he's just not into it. Gonna arrange for his handler to give me one in the face in front of him - hopefully it'll put some fibre in his bamboo.
Nah - just waiting until I can change my username. I don't know where I stop and Dame Edna starts anymore. Did I really get Parkinsoned up the poopoo? Did I really get Barrymored up the bumbracket? I'm losing it.