British Politics spam thread

Just cranked the heating up to 32C

 

Thinking of setting up a lighter stall next to this:

 

Man arrested for setting light to a book...

 

Is this **** for real?
****ing drones and night vision goggles supplied to the Tunisian government

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Derp.

 

I just hope the war in Tunisia ends soon & the poor souls can return home in peace

 

Always wondered...is that pronounced "boys" or "bwah"?

 

Boys.

 

I thought it was phonetically bwor

 

No it’s boys.
Boys, boys, boys.
I’m looking for a good time.

 

Imagine being low-IQ enough to simp for this lot ffs

 

Not looking at the replies again are you, you melt

 

In the depths of despair, Morgan McSweeney told a confidante: “Keir acts like an HR manager, not a leader. What’s the point of circling the wagons if you can’t last?” As PM rose to power those close to him asked same Qs

In late 2021, Rayner said Starmer was so inept he could not run a bath - never mind Labour. She told a friend she did not know who ran the party, but that it was certainly not him. The following year, she said he thought he would sack her and abolish her role.

After the election, one of Starmer's top aides in opposition told us colleagues left with no choice but to choose PM's politics & policy for him "Keir’s not driving the train. He thinks he’s driving the train, but we’ve sat him at the front of the DLR”

https://x.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1885757590434406895

 

Which replies are you referring to Brains?

 

@Black Caviar to convert any day now. The data never lies.

 

No doubt these far right thugs will be fast tracked to prison.

 

If you are going to announce your crime before doing it you're as well committing it outside the police station.

Should it be a crime? I dunno. Wouldn't expect same for a burnt bible