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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The very first time I went to Coventry, to the Ikea store... I parked in the multistorey, pressed the button on the lift. The door opened and inside was a muslim woman covered head to foot in black. Just a slit for the eyes like a letterbox. True story.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Just cranked the heating up to 32C <cool>
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

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    Thinking of setting up a lighter stall next to this:
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Man arrested for setting light to a book...
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Is this **** for real?
    ****ing drones and night vision goggles supplied to the Tunisian government
    please log in to view this image

     
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    <laugh>

    Derp.
     
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    I just hope the war in Tunisia ends soon & the poor souls can return home in peace
     
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    Always wondered...is that pronounced "boys" or "bwah"?
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

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    Boys.
     
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    I thought it was phonetically bwor
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

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    No it’s boys.
    Boys, boys, boys.
    I’m looking for a good time.
     
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    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Imagine being low-IQ enough to simp for this lot ffs

     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Not looking at the replies again are you, you melt
     
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    In the depths of despair, Morgan McSweeney told a confidante: “Keir acts like an HR manager, not a leader. What’s the point of circling the wagons if you can’t last?” As PM rose to power those close to him asked same Qs

    In late 2021, Rayner said Starmer was so inept he could not run a bath - never mind Labour. She told a friend she did not know who ran the party, but that it was certainly not him. The following year, she said he thought he would sack her and abolish her role.

    After the election, one of Starmer's top aides in opposition told us colleagues left with no choice but to choose PM's politics & policy for him "Keir’s not driving the train. He thinks he’s driving the train, but we’ve sat him at the front of the DLR”

    https://x.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1885757590434406895
     
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    Which replies are you referring to Brains?
     
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