Off Topic The Burly Arms

Morning. ****e weather. Worthing v Bwood tonight in what many are calling one of the National League South fixtures taking place this evening.

 

Morning

 

Still stormy down here. Hoping to get a quickie in with the missus after the little un has gone to school.

Then back in the workshop fixing a couple of bits of machinery that I use for my business.

 

Fixing a bit of machinery before work too…






Yeah?

 

If you're planning a **** mate, just come out and say it.

 

Morning

 

I don’t see why today should be different from any other day.

 

You should ask that if I stay here, If I just stay here will stay with me and not go to see Snow Patrol.

 

How did you do? Reality though not in your head.

 

Helped that I played in goal for most of it. Let one in in the first half particularly that I know I’d have got to back in the day or probably just with a few more games in me. Second half was still not vintage but a couple of saves and dives at the forwards’ feet that got a solid level of applause and felt a bit sharper. Had a bloke in defence who hadn’t really played football much in his life and I had to talk him through it with simple instructions like being behind the bloke he’s marking so you get a feel for what was in front of me.

Wore shorts so the skin has ripped off my right shin and I’ve got a good half a dozen bruises but all good.

We go again next week.

 

Sounds good. Gotta play as long as your able to.

 

id make you look foolish in goal bro

that bloke wouldn’t be coming back next week either

round of applause would have been for my panenka finish

 

You make everyone look foolish though so there’s no shame in that.

 

motivation for next week fam

I be wearin a ‘Free Palestine’ t shirt (written in black marker pen)under my footy kit

 

Get one of those Palestino football shirts. Very trendy on the marches. 7 on the back for bonus points.

 

Family draaama on the in-law side.

Fiances brother asks her to make him a diet plan cos he was getting a bit chubby. She puts real effort into it making him a book full of recipes and stuff, y'know cos she loves him and after 1 day goes to me "Nah im not going to do it"

I tell him to remember his sister put effort into it and he should atleast try "nah I dont need to my mate told me" I say "well, pretend at least, make her feel she did something for you." "well im not a liar"

Now they're pissed at one another.

I just told her "its gonna be like this when you have a teenage son lol"

 

She has clearly fed such a dynamic in her life that he is comfortable with it

tell her to have a long hard look in the mirror and let this be a lesson because you can’t allow such behaviour to translate into her parenting

tell him he has a low IQ because clearly he was acting like he needed it and now he doesn’t so before he plays uncle to your kid, he needs to make sure what his brain thinks is in alignment with what his mouth says

Tell them both that you can see why they are siblings and the real issue might be their parents as they are both living proof of their poor parenting.

I wouldn’t let the grandparents near my kid tbh

 

... just start calling him 'Jabba' ... too much soft soaping these days ...

 

A classic Spurly post

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I always love how the deep dive get's more n more extreme in every line.

But her parents weren't no good, the first day I met her stepmother I instantly took a disliking to her. It's all gone to **** since. I nailed it 100%.

 

He's here in April.

He must have added a load of dates as that's definitely this year.