Off Topic Non-Sunderland games

There are 37 chocolates in the bowl on my coffee table, 12 are éclairs, 9 are hazelnut whirls, 14 are milky ways and 2 are toffees.

That's how exciting this game is

 

If the ref stopped giving defenders free kicks every time they throw themselves to the ground under a little bit of pressure it might liven things up.

 

I've just been emailing the electricians and disputing a bill they've sent for fixing a light in the garage

 

I'm sat in relative silence, on my phone on here. Anything better than that dull match.

 

In the ten minutes they usually have for the match highlights ...

 

Smash the hazelnut whirls first. Milky way next. Swap the éclairs for something else. Risk your teeth on the 2 toffees.

 

So this would be the first weekend none of the Top 4 win?

 

You will all be pleased to know there are now 32 chocolates in the bowl, the milky ways need eating

 

Burnley are ****ing hideous to watch.

I couldn’t bare it.

 

I really feel for the 21,239 poor souls who turned up and have paid good money to watch it

 

They're as bad as Luton were when they went up ...

... guaranteed to come straight back down.

 

I'm sitting "trying" to sort pieces of this twatting jigsaw into piles that resembles stuff.

 

I reckon Plymouth would tear these apart

 

They won’t go up. I just can’t see it lasting they start conceding a few and they ****ed.

 

3 touches in the oppositions box was that stat?

 

im still convinced we win the league

 

Watching this match, been glued to my seat.

Otherwise I would have gone to bed.

This is dire.

 

We might just get away with dropping points….

 

added time and only one shot for any keeper to save

 

Some game this mind....