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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  2. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Give him a shout bro and pitch the water park idea.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Plans are already in the pipeline mate <ok>
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Fixed that error you made. No need to thank me.

    Libby beat me to the joke.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He did

    It would have been better if you'd made a different joke altogether in hindsight
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    You’re a different joke altogether.
     
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    I fooking hate golf, defo should be your idea a water park.
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Pinkie for President <diva>
     
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    No @BobbyD is president. You can be the business head for the water park though, the CEO.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    In all honesty though, it's crass as **** politicians vying over ideas about how THEY would like to see Gaza being used for their own means.

    We know that there are people in Netanyahu's govt who've openly called for it to be settled by Jewish settlers. They've even gone as far as getting architects to draw up plans for beach front villas on the ruins of Palestinians homes.

    Said this probably a year ago, that when the war ended, there will be a big PR drive to rebuild Gaza, with very little if any of it being of benefit for Palestinians.

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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    This is happening just in time for when my inheritance comes through.

    The perfect storm some might say. Anyone looking to invest with me? Excuse the pun but we could make a killing lol.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Only if you shout me in with promotion of my water park
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Fine but I want the water sports business on the coast with my jet skis and speed boats for hire.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm sure we can come to some kind of mutually beneficial agreement.

    I want to make sure the IDF dig out all of the rotting corpses before we submit our plans though.

    Don't want it turning into one of those Indian burial grounds horror film type scenarios.

    That wouldn't be good for business
     
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    Gave Sucky £20k for Bitcoin so as soon as the returns come in on that I’m in. Not heard from him for a while which I assume is because he’s working so hard on the returns.
     
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    Gaza seafront 'a bargain'
    Or Yomtovyan, an activist for Israeli security minister Itamar Ben Gvir’s far-right Jewish Power party.

    Yomtovyan is in the property business. Speaking outside the Jewish Power sukkot (tent) he told MEE that settling Gaza would be “a good solution for the real estate problem. We are a small country and there’s big land here we can use.”

    Asked when Gaza could be occupied, he replied: “First things first. As soon as possible.”

    Asked by MEE how much seafront property in Gaza might be worth, he replied “it will be a bargain. Properties in Tel Aviv next to the sea cost 20-50 million shekels [$5m-$13m]. Here we can sell cheap.”

    “We are the owners of this land,” he said. “They understand that when Israel acts like the rightful owners of this land, that is what brings results.”

    He told his audience that Israel would encourage what he called the “voluntary transfer of all Gazan citizens”, adding “We will offer them the opportunity to move to other countries because that land belongs to us”.

    https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/edge-gaza-israeli-settlers-applaud-thud-artillery-fire

    Vultures.
     
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    Arbel being released on Thursday, plus an additional hostage exchange(s) so Palestinians can enter Gaza tomorrow morning.
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Of course a nation of Jews looks at a bombsite, tons of corpses and goes "my God ... look at that waterfront view. We should build condos." <laugh>
     
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