British Politics spam thread

What?

 

gone deaf suddenly one minute your taking the piss the next what

 

Just had a cheese and onion sandwich and two orange Clubs.

See ya later.

 

good news well it will make you fannies cry

 

Some of your posts are a touch incoherent fella.

 

hang on ill get the crayons out

 

Now then you asked about nicks i was on about not Stevie but the one you wear under your fishnets when you go out. you know, short for knickers silly Willy

 

To be fair I wouldn’t trust you with a pencil either.

 

good don't use them, i prefer italic ink pens

I see Ricky boy is a fiddler likes a bit touchy

 

Lammy made to eat humble pie and grovel , he has taken back all his nasty words hoping for a reprieve I hope the Don kicks him in the nuts

 

Remember to wash your hands after...

 

don't worry, I haven't touched any filthy animals from Lesta

 

Joe couldn't tell you what year it is

 

Still consistent on the mating outside your species at least, Wodge

 

...but could still write more coherent posts than you, Wodge ....

 

I am sure your doctor is prescribing too much methadone to you, mind you're a nicer human when on it, better than your normal miserable self without injecting