Match Day Thread Toon v Bournemouth

Wtf I'm posting about biting arms off and then the next comment I see is about Jeffrey dahmer

 

Toon played like they were all drugged up to the eyeballs today. Never seen 'em so slow and lack lustre for yonks. Bornmuff must have spiked the drinks or summat.

 

Player ratings.

Dubs - 4. Poor.
Tino - 3. Rubbish.
Botman - 4.
Burn - 5. Poor but did defend now and again.
Hall - 2. ****.
Tonali - 6. Tried.
Bruno - 4. Crap.
Joelinton - 4. Useless.
Murphy - 3. Worse.
Gordon - 4. Should’ve scored.
Isak - 4. Lazy.

Subs.

Trippier - 0. ****ing awful.
Schar - 3.
Willock - 3. Pointless.
Osula - n/a.

Howe - 3. Complete lack of ability to adapt to what’s in front of him.

 

I think Joelinton and Tonali did quite well personally... they were the only 2 that showed up and with that amount of **** around them still managed to impact the game at times.

That said I think Bournemouth just made us look ****... they've got some far superior players tbh.

 

Swap Hall for Tino and you might have a case

Thought Tino was shocking today
All over the place at times
Hall not at the races

 

Roland: 3 - Sub par moaning.
GG: 1 - Hilarious histrionics.

 

Thought Tonali was a 7. He basically did the jobs of everyone else.

 

No one's taking anything out, and he has no need to apologise.

He just needs to give up and stop commenting.

 

Bournemouth are good, no one was saying they aren't.

They were much better than us today, but I would expect that we will finish above them.

 

Forgive me Charlie but if we all just learn to give and stop commenting that's going to have a really negative impact on here I reckon.

 

****, crap, useless and poor are generally thought of synonymous, but here they cover every mark between 2/10 and 5/10.

I assume you just started to exhaust the thesaurus definitions for "bad" as you worked through the team, and that's why you ended up with crap like "should've scored" by the end.

 

Let things go when they're getting out of control is what I mean.

 

What about the people on the other side of it... if it's all concerned I agree. Two to tango isn't it.

Anyway we moved on I think

 

lol no and that was two Texaco cups not to mention the Intertoto cup

 

He was commenting on a lot of people's stuff and drawing folks into arguments, by the end most had realised this and stopped replying to him.

He wasn't being bullied, he just needs give up sometimes.

 

Really just don’t think those players really deserved any deep or meaningful commentary. Gordon should’ve scored. There’s a million things the rest should’ve done - playing football chief amongst them - but it was overall diabolical.

 

People were actually commenting on his posts.... his amusing tantrums.

I like your idea but you can't have a situation where you're allowing people to have a pop and for him to just learn to take it up the arse and stay silent.

Two to tango like I say. Who's right or wrong really doesn't matter.

 

7 hours after the game, no one cares now.

Look to the next game.

 

That's equally a very one sided view though mate. You can't expect GG to be able to have a pop and people not react to it. He brings it on himself and then claims others are being nasty to him.

He just needs to use a bit of perspective and take a bit of middle ground. He goes from everything being amazing one minute to it all being totally **** the next. One extreme to the other with no rational reasoning.

But as you rightly said, we move on. Hopefully the team will perform better against Southampton.

 

I'm saying you can't have a rule for one and not the other in actual fact.

Charlie is saying GG should learn to not keep commenting and I'm saying that can also be said for his assailants. GG had a tantrum so just leave him be is the best approach... problem solved.

What people are saying is don't make posts like that GG or we can I have a pop because we don't like it and then you should give up and stay quiet.. it just isn't going to work though

Two to tango.

We should both probably learn to give up and stop commenting now.