Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Not going back!

 

In school or sexual prowess?

 

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Bet their surname is Trotter!

 

Not I, he won't be as bad as some fear, and won't be as good as he'll make himself out to be.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

WTF

 

The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, “You aren’t that good in bed either!”
By mid morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. “What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?”
“I was in bed.”
“What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?”
“Getting a second opinion”

 

Just watched Trump's address at his inauguration, not a scratch, mark or crease in the ear that was supposed to have been shot up, just saying like.