Cheers man. I know someone who just completed one who has extended the same offer. Are you not a bit resentful that some dick head with a laptop thinks he can do it without a masters?
If this story is even true, the main character could be a polar opposite from James Bond, Sheamus O'Bhaun. A bumbling character from Donegal who contradicts himself and trips over his words. When he does try and seduce a woman to gain information it usually ends up in an arguement about contraception. I've always wanted to slam dunk the winning point in an NBA game but only the fact that im not 7 ft tall and ****e at basketball prevents me.
Wronkowski placed the bottle of single malt back into his drawer, before throwing the golden brown liquid down his throat and slamming his 1985 Mets coffee mug down on top of assorted case papers. Again, disgusted with himself that he was drinking before 10am. He was no stranger to this self loathing feeling that ate away at his gut. If only he could trace the downtown broad from that night at the jazz club. She'd have the answers and Wronkowski knew just how to get them. He didn't play by the rules but Detecive Roman Wronkowski got results....etc
I was planning on writing a rock opera based on the Samuel Taylor Coleridge poem "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner." Iron Maiden did a song on it, but frankly, i could draw the thing out into a whole album.
Go for it then. I'm not going to stop you. I'm way too busy making a series of finger paintings based on the collected works of William Blake.