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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    which disappeared, but we know they have a lot of fairies up there,
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    At least they actual had a history of building ships unlike Seaborne Freight <laugh>
     
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  3. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    starving Nige got mass mogged by yank soldiers <yikes>

    great britain right enough

     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    dont need one at 10 mill we know what the result will be, 3 world medieval depraved fekkers thinking they can get away with it because the government is too soft, oh and nearly all Pakistani with a few Afghans Somalis but all Muslim
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye because the SNP financial scandal is far worse than Boris and his Tory mates handing billions of tax payers money to their pals and pub landlords for PPE that didn't exist.

    You English are funny.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Get it back in spades!

    Ah ha ha you're such a tìt.
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oh I'm sure we will do fine when we no longer have to subsidise rUK.

    You lot on the other hand, not so much.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    For a pair of Ferries i raise you a HS2


    I win!

    <laugh>
     
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  9. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    was reading that theyd be screwed without our oil, hence they rolled out the big guns in project fear to sway the NPCs

    david cameron was going door to door iirc
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Maybe get a few like minded people to invest in a scheme to force Westminster to give you another referendum?

    Worth a shot .

    I would rather Humza Yousaf & Sturgeon run our country than Starmer.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    These dafties slag off the MSM until it comes to Scotland. Then they believe all the shìte they've been fed for decades.

    I tell you what, let's do the books correctly. Every penny of tax that is generated in Scotland. All the oil revenue. All the Exports that leave from English ports. All that stuff that doesn't get counted in the mythical Tory invented Gers figures tot it all up and we will keep that and you can do away with that Barnett hoodoo that's been subsidising us for so long.

    Then we will be able to give Scots pensioners a big pay rise.
     
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  12. DMD

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    I don't know what he gets so rattled about, as I said, Scotch politics isn't even really a thing. They're just low grade local concillors.

    We gave them the chance to have a go, even chucking some extra charity cash to them, and they made such a lash of it, the Jocks voted to stay with the English.

    Ah, maybe that's what's really pissing him off, knowing even the Scots he aspires to be accepted by once the family migrant status gets settled, think he's spouting ****e. <laugh>
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The oil doesn't belong to Scotland ffs <laugh>
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's in Scottish waters mucker. The revenue from it would belong to Scotland.

    Just like what happens in every other oil producing nations.

    You know like Norway.

    Scotland is the only country in the world where having oil is considered a bad thing by the MSM. I wonder why.

    Not really though.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    No idea wtf that is supposed to mean. Try and stay legible you fùckwit.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    OK you don't have a military let's go to war for " your" oil .
     
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  17. DMD

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    No need, they have no currency of their own, so we can just offer them a few beads in exchange for it. <laugh>
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oil-ours
    Fish-ours
    Whisky-ours
    Cheap renewable electricity-ours
    Massive tourist interest-ours
    Gold standard seafood-ours
    Everything that is good about the uk-ours


    You lot are fùcked without Scotland tbph.
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    No problem. We've got all the nukes as well kid.

    You didn't think that through now did you.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Yes we do.

    It's called the pound.

    We've had it for centuries.

    In fact we invented the bank of England so they could print it willy nilly when your daft government fùcks the economy.

    Hope this helps.
     
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